SISTER2SISTER RULES

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SISTER2SISTER RULES

Post  goofygramma on Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:05 am


RULES...READ 'EM and WEEP
PLEASE READ AND SIGN

IN GENERAL
Before sitting down in front of your PC, please dress accordingly. In the near future, Google Earth will enable everyone to be seen no matter where you are!

ILLNESS
We will no longer accept excuses regarding visits to you doctor. If you can make it to your doctor, you can make it to your computer to participate in the group.

SURGERY
Effective immediately, surgeries are forbidden. As long as you are a member of this group, you need all of your remaining organs. You do not have the right to have anything else removed. You joined this group "as you are" and removal of any additional body part is reason for dismissal.


DAYS OFF
As with illness, being absent from the group for persoanl reasons is just NOT acceptable.

VACATION
All group members will take their vacation at the same time. Vacation days are:

1. Thanksgiving
2. Christmas
3. New Year's

USING THE BATHROOM
It has come to my attention that group members are wasting too much time in the bathroom. In the future, visits to the bathroom will be done in alphabetical order. Members whose last name begin with A will use the bathroom from 8:00 to 8:03. Members whose last names begins with B will use the bathroom from 8:03 to 8:06. And so on. Members who cannot go at their specific time will have to wait until the next day.

EXCEPTION TO THE BATHROOM RULE
In case of emergency, you may trade with another group member. But only with the written permission of the Administrator (me). In addition, there will be a 3 minute time limit. At the end of the 3 minutes, you will hear a signal. Then I will automatically pull in the toilet paper. The door will open and a photo will be taken. Should a member offend again, the photo will be made public in the form of a signature tag and shown to the group.

LUNCH BREAK
Thin members will be allowed 30 minutes for lunch and must eat continually. For average sized members, 15 minutes is sufficient for a quick bit. Fluffy members will be given 5 minutes. Enough time to consume a diet drink and an appetite suppressant pill.


I would like to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for you cooperation with these rules. They will allow Sister2Sister to run in a smooth and orderly manner. If you have any questions, comments or complaints, please direct them sometplace else. Thank you!

The Management


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Post  goofygramma on Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:09 am

Obviously I've read them. I wrote them!
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Post  GlendaleMary on Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:50 am

And here I thought the rules would be tough. Sounds fine to me.
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Post  goofygramma on Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:25 am

i thought that they were pretty funny and just my kind of rules. i didn't actually write them. i copied them, changed a few words. works for me!
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